A few days ago I dug a trench to bury a water pipe. We put spigots closer to the fields so we wouldn’t have to drag as many hoses places. It took a lot of work with a pick axe and yesterday and today my low back has been killing me.
Things still need to be done, so I was out in the fields. I picked the squash beetles off my chard (they are really becoming a problem), but bending over was painful. I herded the sheep around a bit, and that didn’t bother my back, but it didn’t really need to be done. Eventually I got around to what I really needed to do; rototill.
Surprisingly, my back wasn’t bothering me while I was tilling. I didn’t quite have time to finish what I had to do, but I got quite a bit done. Now my back is almost completely better. I’m pretty sure that if I had finished tilling, the pain would be gone.
I started thinking a bit, and I’ve decided to offer this service to others. For only $20/hour I’m willing to let anyone who wants to till my field. In fact, I’m so confident that this will cure your back pain that I will offer a money-back guarantee.
Not only will you get relief from your back pain, but I’m willing to throw in some long term birth control in the form of watching my five kids for a few hours.
Just think, for the bargain price of $20/hour you not only eliminate back pain, but you also eliminate the temptation to have kids for years to come at no additional charge.
With a money back guarantee, what do you have to lose besides back pain?